VENUS VS MARS

Want to know the answers to questions like "what are men looking for in a woman?" "What does it take to keep your man satisfied?" Amongst others? Well you don't want to miss the 2nd edition of Venus vs Mars going down Feb 28th! The 1st., Irvin & Rudy represented for the men (Mars). This Edition, there's an entirely new Panel AND HOST which means new progressive thoughts & ideas. Also the entertainment is refreshing. This is not the average event! It's only for those who indulge. Heels & Hard Bottoms are a must.


UDS/Southern Comfort Ent. Presents:



Venus vs Mars The relationship forum between the sexes/open dialogue of intimacy...

Location: 1827 North Pearl St.

Time: 7-10pm

Dress: Sophisticated & Sexy

ADMISSION: $15.00

This event is meant to ignite convo between the male & female
dealing with sensitive topics that will help us obtain closure and bridge
the gaps. There will be open discussions, and Q&A sessions as
well as live entertainment provide by local Neo Soul and Spoken word
artist all touching on relationship topics and subject matter.

Each participant will be given a piece of paper at the door where they will be obligated to write down a topic or question that they would like to be discussed during the forum.

They then will drop it in the ceremonial vase in the middle of the room.

There will be one mediator and a panel of free thinkers on stage to shed light on presented topics.

The DJ will cue relationship songs dealing with each topic as the mediator pulls them from the ceremonial vase...

Hosted by Da Hostess: Ms Chanel

Spoken Word Artists for the event include....
Love Reigns
The IGive
Reformed Butterfly
Monsta

Men Panelists......
Bill Thompson
Brian Thompson
Earl Smalls

Women Panelists....
Donteacia Seymore
Lisa Jimenez

SISTA CRY NO MORE

JOIN COACH JAY AND I AS WE EMBARK ON A NEW SERIES CALLED "SISTA CRY NO MORE". OUR MISSION IS TO BE AN ADVOCATE TO WOMEN TO FULFILL THEIR GREATEST POTENTIAL WITH UNDERSTANDING, INFORMATIONAL MATERIALS AND SERVICES THAT FACILITATE HEALING THE MIND, BODY AND SPIRIT.

COACH JAY AND I WILL TOUCH ON ISSUES THAT "VEX" WOMEN OF ALL COLOR DAILY...SINGLE PARENTHOOD, SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES, RELATIONSHIPS AND MORE.

JOIN US AT WWW.SISTACRYNOMORE.NING.COM TO STAY INFORMED OF WHAT WE WILL BE DOING.

YOU CAN FIND US ON THE FOLLOWING SITES:

MS CHANEL: TWITTER NAME: @DAHOSTESS
FACEBOOK AND MYSPACE: EMAIL ADDRESS: DAHOSTESS1057@YAHOO.COM

COACH JAY: TWITTER NAME: @LEANONME_COACHJ
FACEBOOK AND MYSPACE: EMAIL ADDRESS: COACHJAY@ROCKETMAIL.COM

YOU CAN ALSO JOIN US AT WWW.LEANONME.NING.COM FOR COACH JAY AND MS CHANEL'S "LEAN ON ME" RADIO SHOW. THE MISSION OF "LEAN ON ME" IS TO TARGET AND ENHANCE THE ABILITY OF ALL FAMILIES TO ADDRESS ISSUES THAT PLAGUE US ON A DAILY BASIS. FROM INCARCERATED CHILDREN, DOMESTIC ABUSE AND MORE. LISTEN LIVE (IN JACKSONVILLE, FL) BY TUNING IN TO 105.3 FM OR ONLINE BORDESKOHNFOUNDATION.COM.

"COCOCKULISM – THE LANGUAGE OF CHOICE"

COCOCKULISM…SPELLED C-O-C-O-C-K-U-L-I-S-M
NOW YOU ASK, WHAT IS COCOCKULISM?
IT'S THE LANGUAGE OF CHOICE
IT'S THE SOUND THAT GIVES THE MIGHTY PENIS A VOICE
IT'S THE WAY THAT DICK AND I CUMUNICATE
LET ME SPELL THAT FOR YOU…C-U-M-U-N-I-C-A-T-E SO THAT THERE ARE NO MISTAKES
ALL WOMEN SPEAK DICK RATHER SHE KNOWS IT OR NOT
SOME SPEAK IT RATHER FLUENTLY, LIKE MYSELF AND SOME HAVE TO GIVE IT ALL THEY GOT
JUST TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PLAN OF THE MAN WITH THE DICK IN HIS HAND IS
WATCHING IT GO FROM LIMP, TO HALF BAKED TO FULL METAL JACKET AND HOW GRAND IT IS
TO KNOW IT'S BECAUSE OF HIS MILKSHAKE YOUR ASS IN THE YARD CAN BE KEPT
THAT BACK THRUST AND TONGUE LASHING OFF YOUR FEET YOU CAN BE SWEPT
I AIN'T EVER, NO NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SWEETER
TURNS ME INTO A COLD BLOODED, WET ASSED
DING A LING BEATER
LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FURTHER, BRING ABOUT A BETTER CLARITY
WITHOUT COCOCKULISM I HAVE NO IDEA SEXUALLY WHERE I'D BE…

"DICK CUM-UNICATION" (BLACK EROTICA)

I LOVE DICK AND DICK LOVES ME
IT'S A RELATIONSHIP WITH WHICH
NOTHING OR NOONE CAN COMPETE
EVERY NOW AND AGAIN
I HAVE TO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES
SO THAT EYE TO EYE WITH ME
DICK CAN MEET, GREET AND AGREE
LET ME TELL YOU NOW…I SPEAK DICK
YES IT HAS A LANGUAGE ALL ITS OWN
WE SPEAK TO EACH OTHER ON A REGULAR, DAILY EVEN…RATHER IN PUBLIC OR ALONE
WHEN DICK SPEAKS DICK DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY
BUT WHAT LEADS UP TO IT REQUIRES NOTHING BUT A TOUCH AND WE'RE WELL ON OUR WAY
DICK SPEAKS FOR 5-6 SECONDS AT THE MOST
AND THE CONVERSATION IS OFTEN BRIEF
BUT THE END RESULT OF DICK SPEAKING
BRINGS ABOUT SATISFICTION, WELLNESS AND RELIEF
THUS BRINGING ME BACK TO MY LOVE FOR DICK
THE FEEL, TASTE, LOOK, SMELL AND YES THE SOUND OF IT
YES I SAID THE SOUND…I TOLD YOU DICK SPEAKS AND RIGHT NOW THEY'RE ALL SAYING
COCOCKULISM IS THE LANGUAGE AND Y'ALL THOUGHT SHE WAS PLAYING
AND WHEN SHE COMES BACK SHE'LL BREAK IT DOWN AND EXPLAIN IT ALL
BUT IN THE MEANTIME ENJOY BLACK EROTICA AND THE NEXT ENTERTAINER SHE'S ABOUT TO CALL…

THANK YOU DICK FOR BRINGING ME SO MUCH JOY, PLEASURE AND GREAT CONVERSATION OVER THE YEARS!!!

GIRLS VS GROWN ASS WOMEN

GIRLS leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans

GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in

GIRLS want to control the man in their life

GROWN WOMEN know that if he’s truly hers, he doesn’t need controlling.

GIRLS check you for not calling them

GROWN WOMEN are too busy to realize you hadn’t

GIRLS try to put a man on lock by using sex

GROWN WOMEN know that it’s the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to lock you down

GIRLS fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing

GROWN WOMEN say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out

GIRLS are afraid to be alone

GROWN WOMEN revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth

GIRLS ignore the good guys

GROWN WOMEN ignore the bad guys

GIRLS make you come

GROWN WOMEN make you come home

GIRLS worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man

GROWN WOMEN know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man

GIRLS try to monopolize all their man’s time (i.e., don..t want him hanging with his friends)

GROWN WOMEN realize that a lil bit of space makes the together time even more special -- and goes to kick it with her own friends!

GIRLS think a guy crying is weak

GROWN WOMEN offer their shoulder and a tissue

GIRLS want to be spoiled and tell their man so

GROWN WOMEN show him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate w/o fear of losing his manhood

GIRLS get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it

GROWN WOMEN know that that was just one man

GIRLS fall in love, chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all signs

GROWN WOMEN know that sometimes the one you love, doesn’t always love you back -- and moves on, without bitterness

GIRLS will read this and get an attitude

GROWN WOMEN will read this and say...DAMN, I’M A GROWN ASS WOMAN!!

BEING IN LOVE *MAKES YOU THINK*

Think back to when you met that man/woman that you just knew would be
the one. Remember when you realized/admitted to yourself that you loved
him/her. Now remember how much you wanted to act like you were in a
movie, and yell to everyone in the football stadium "I love (fill in the
name)!" You told family and friends how perfect he/she was; he/she was
just what you were looking for.


Well, I told THE LORD that I loved Him today. And He said to me, "How
much do you love me? You haven't told anyone how good I've been to you.
You haven't shared how perfect my love is. You haven't spread the good
news that I am always there to listen to your problems. You haven't told
your family how I helped you pay your bills when you didn't have a high
paying job. do you really love me?"


So, I said I would share with my friends and family (for starters) just
how wonderful, perfect, understanding, patient, loving, unselfish,
considerate and forgiving GOD really is. He has blessed me with a family
that loves me and friends that I can confide in. But even more than
that, He has saved me from destruction I couldn't even see coming. He
gave to me the peace of knowing Him, and He has never broken a promise.
Truly He is the best thing that has ever happened to me. And I stand in
my stadium today to tell to you all, "I LOVE THE LORD!"

STRONG MINDED

Strong minded, miss independent
Miss I can do it all myself
Is this why you're alone?
Is this why your man is gone?
One of the greatest beings
Dominance is your thing
Where does the man fit in your equation?
You long for his touch
His time
And company
Yet when he comes around
You shun him away
What is this attitude you give off?
Queen, to excel we must let this go
What is this insecurity all about?
Queen, if you love your man
And you love yourself
How can you let his whereabouts
And the not knowing of them
Upset you so?
Cause you to lose your very essence
The thing that makes you the Queen you
are?
I don't need a man
Is that true or can you not find one?
One willing to put up with the arguing
Fussing and fighting
Finger pointing
Queen, first point that thing at yourself
Are you without fault?
Did you drive him away with your arrogance?


And you, miss if he ain't got no money
If he ain't got no job
I don't need him
Where do you get off?
Have you read the word?
Do you know why you are here?
GOD made woman of man
Get it?
WOMAN of MAN
Gold digging heffa's
You are making it hard for us good Queens
Those who work daily
Struggle to raise our children
Sending our kings to the arms of "the
others"
Don't get mad when you see them
It's said they know how to treat our brothers
What are we doing wrong Queens?
Pointing fingers and whispering nastiness
And for what?
First point that finger at yourself
Are you without fault?
Did you drive him away with your arrogance?


Queens, we must get our acts together
Not one reason exist
That prevents
Us from having the Queendom we so deserve
But first we must
Start with the woman in the mirror